Lyrics

Hold on to your seats it’s the class of 97 Pounding on the floor like it’s the gates of heaven
From his waist to his toes he’s a macho danger zone
He’s a struttin’ puffin’ daddy and he dances all alone
Friday flat footing in Floyd [V - A] Friday flat footing in Floyd
Friday flat footing in Floyd [V - A] Friday flat footing in Floyd
Put your shoes on while the band plays a song It’s Friday flat footing in Floyd VA
Strollin’ and a-rollin’ in his baggy overalls It’s Old Man Jethro and he’s twirlin’ college girls
Feeling spry and feisty he’s the local yokel stud
And the bruises on his arms tell the tale that he’s got new blood
Friday flat footing in Floyd VA Friday flat footing in Floyd
Friday flat footing in Floyd VA Friday flat footing in Floyd
Put your shoes on while the band plays a song

It’s Friday flat footing in Floyd VA

Piling on the floor it’s a mega bus of Asians Dancing in their sneakers it’s a tourist invasion
Spinning all about in the Friday evening mix
With Jethro and the Hokies and their long selfie sticks
Friday flat footing in Floyd VA Friday flat footing in Floyd
Friday flat footing in Floyd VA Friday flat footing in Floyd
Put your shoes on while the band plays a song
Friday flat footing in Floyd Friday flat footing in Floyd V- A